Humorous Wedding Speech for a Car Salesman -- Wedding Toasts Roasts Sp

Humorous Wedding Speech for a Car Salesman unassailable evening Ladies and Gentlemen for those of you who dont know me Im Floyd, Edwards best man. Of course, the only problem with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get a chance to prove it, but if whateverone wants to start a drinking competition later, then come talk to me.Edward has been a great friend to me since we met. And, over that time, hes always been there for me. I remember especially him being there when I had my first car crash oh, thats right, Edward was operate LaughterHonestly Edward, Im not really up here to embarrass you. You did a fine job of that yourself during your bachelors party (stag night). In fact, we were a little concerned when you made your cross-dressing tendencies public, that Nancy might have had some competition today. But given the formal nature of the occasion, I am pleased to see, Edward, that youve decided to copy my outfit, rather than hers. Edward has gone through many evolut ionary changes to end up the man he is today. In order to see exactly what went wrong, lets examine Edwards c arer. As many of you know, Edward has been climbing the ladder in sales in recent years. This comes as no surprise since he has always been able to talk his way out of anything. You know, his parents still believe that it wasnt him who flooded the kitchen. Edwards talent for being able to spin any di... ... the surface, Edward was still a simple Somerset boy at heart. Shes different to us he informed me. What do you mean? I enquired. Well, range it this way, Edward replied, she gets out of the bath to have a pee. None the less, they hit it off. And weve seen both of them grow over the six years of their relationship. I think their marriage is press release to be a wonderful partnership and Edward will be the silent one. Truthfully, I cant think of two other people that are better suited to spending the rest of their lives together Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure, not to mention relief, to ask you all to raise a toast to the newly weds. praise to the bride and groom.